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A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his

flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say,

“Jesus is watching you.”

He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept
looking for valuables.

He heard again,

“Jesus is watching you.”

This time he shined his light all over, and it rested on
a parrot.

He asked, “Did you say that?”

The parrot admitted that he had. “I’m just trying to warn
you, is all.”

The burglar sad, “Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you?
What’s your name?”

“Moses.”

“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot
Moses?”

The bird answered,

“I don’t know; I guess the same folks who would name a
Rottweiler Jesus …”

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A little boy was afraid of the dark.

One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch
and bring her the broom.

The little boy turned to his mother and said,
“Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.”

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have
to be afraid of the dark,” she explained. “Jesus is out there.
He’ll look after you and protect you.”

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked,
“Are you sure he’s out there?”

“Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready
to help you when you need him,” she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then
went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out
into the darkness, he called,

“Jesus? If you’re out there, would you please hand me
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