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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take
comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence
did not extend to God’s kids.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and
Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: “Don’t.”

“Don’t what?” Adam asked.

“Don’t eat the Forbidden Fruit,” God replied.

“Forbidden Fruit? We got a Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve…
we got a Forbidden Fruit!”

“No way! Where?”

“Don’t eat that fruit!” said God.

“Why?”

“Because I am your Creator and I said so!” said God,
wondering why he hadn’t stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break
and was angry.

“Didn’t I tell you not to eat that fruit?” the ‘First Parent’ asked.

“Uh huh,” Adam replied.

“Then why did you?”

“I dunno,” Eve answered.

“She started it!” Adam said.

“Did not!”

“DID so!”

“DID NOT!”

Having had it with the two of them, God’s punishment was
that Adam and Eve should have children of their own…
thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.

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Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball
fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed
baseball history in the winter, and they shouted every score
during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even
agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and
tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after
watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening.
He died happy.

A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of
Bob’s voice from beyond.

“Bob is that you?” Earl asked.

“Of course it’s me,” Bob replied.

“This is unbelievable!” Earl exclaimed. “So tell me, is there
baseball in heaven?”

“Well I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Which do you want to hear first?”

“Tell me the good news first.”

“Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in Heaven, Earl.”

“Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the
bad news?”

“You’re pitching tomorrow night.”

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