Posts Tagged ‘son’

Don’t Want to go to School!

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Mom goes to son’s room to wake him up.

“Okay, son, time to wake up! Time for school!”

Son, in a surly mood says, “I don’t want to go to
school!”

Mother insists, “You must, son, now come on!”

Son replies, “I don’t want to go! The kids all make
fun of me. They hit me. They throw things at me!
I don’t want to go!”

Mother says, gently, “Son, you know you have to
go to school.”

“Why do I have to go to school?”

Mother replies, “Because you’re the PRINCIPAL!”


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Camel Questions

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when
the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these
huge three toed feet?”

The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across
the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of
the soft sand”.

“OK,” said the son.

A few minutes later the son asks, “Mom, why have
I got these great long eyelashes?”

“They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes
on the trips through the desert”.

“Thanks, Mom,” replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks,
“Mom, why have I got these great big humps
on my back?”

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy,
replies “They are there to help us store water for
our long treks across the desert, so we can go
without drinking for long periods.”

“That’s great, mom, so we have huge feet to stop
us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand
from our eyes and these humps to store water.
But Mom …”

“Yes, son?”

“Why the heck are we in the San Diego Zoo?”

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Writing Home

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor
about her son, a college student at the University of Illinois.

“Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from
him we have to go to the dictionary.”

“You’re lucky,” the neighbor said. “Every time we get a
letter from our son in college, we have to go to the bank!”

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School Daze

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting
to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to
send him to a Catholic school.

After the first day of school, their son comes racing into
the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door
shut.

Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his
room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk
doing his homework.

The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end
of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it
to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son,
“What changed your mind about learning math?”

The son looked at mom and dad and said, “Well, on the first
day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to
the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher’s
desk and I knew they meant business.”
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