One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor
about her son, a college student at the University of Illinois.
“Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from
him we have to go to the dictionary.”
“You’re lucky,” the neighbor said. “Every time we get a
letter from our son in college, we have to go to the bank!”
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage,
he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
“Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
“NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally,
the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and
he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in
psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,
“What do you mean $200?”
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