Posts Tagged ‘supervisor’

Who broke down the walls of Jericho?

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

The visiting Bible school supervisor asks Little Johnny during
Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?”

Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!”

The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s lack of basic Bible
knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole
incident.

The principal replies, “I know Little Johnny as well as his
whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny
said that he did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that
it is the truth.”

Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional
Head of Education and relates the whole story…

After listening he replies:

“I can’t see why you are making such a big issue
out of this; just get three quotes and fix the wall!”

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Customers Service

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

My aunt passed away this past January. Her bank billed
her for February and March for their monthly service
charge on her credit card, and then added late fees
and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had
been $0, but had now grown to somewhere around $60.

I placed the following phone call to the bank:

Me: “I am calling to tell you that she died in January.”

Bank: “The account was never closed and the late fees
and charges still apply.”

Me: “Maybe, you should turn it over to collections…”

Bank: “Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been.”

Me: “So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?”

Bank: “Either report her account to the frauds division,
or report her to the credit bureau… maybe both!”

Me: “Do you think God will be mad at her?”

Bank: “Do I think God… excuse me, what did you say?”

Me: “Do you understand what I was telling you…
specifically the part about her being… dead?”

Bank: “Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor!”

(Supervisor gets on the phone)

Me: “I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.”

Bank: “The account was never closed and the late fees
and charges still apply.”

Me: “You mean you want to collect from her estate?”

Bank: “… (stammer)” … “Are you her lawyer?”

Me: “No, I’m her great nephew, but feel free to contact
her lawyer at: …”

Bank: “Could you fax us a certificate of death?”

Me: “Sure.”

(Later, after they have gotten the fax)

Bank: “Our system just isn’t set up to handle this…”

Me: “Oh…”

Bank: “I don’t know what more I can do to help…”

Me: “Well… if you figure it out, great! If not, you could
just keep billing her… I suppose… don’t really think
she will care…”

Bank: “Well… the late fees and charges do still apply.”

Me: “Would you like her new billing address?”

Bank: “That might help.”

Me: “Fredrickson Memorial Cemetery, Hwy 19 and
plot number 233.”

Bank: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”

Me: “Yes sir, that’s what we do with our departed
loved ones.”

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