blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said,
“Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”
“Yes,” the class said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the
ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
A little fellow shouted,
“Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
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“Now, then, Christine,” said the math teacher, “I want to give
you a little problem. Suppose there were five children and
their mother had only four potatoes to share among them.
She wanted to give each child an equal share. How would
she do it?”
“Mash the potatoes,” the girl replied.
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What If You Won A Fortune?
All the class immediately start writing, all except Jonathan
who spends his time looking out of the window.
At the end of the lesson the teacher collects the essays …
“What! You’ve done nothing at all!” he says when he sees
Jonathan’s paper.
“That’s right, sir,” says Jonathan. “That’s what I would do
if I won a fortune.”